"Oh my God! Oh my God!" Jack screamed as he ran along the beach back to where his friend Matt was sitting, "Oh my God! Matt! I was walking on the beach when suddenly I just switched bodies with this woman! I'm her! I'm hot! I don't know what to do!"
"I don't know what to do either. I switched bodies too! I'm not -- what's his name? -- Matt?"
"Then who are you?"
"My name's Sheila."
"... "Seriously, dude- er, I mean, chi- um, whatever!? You look pretty calm considering what's happened to us! Aren't you, like, freaked-out by all this?!" asked Jack as he noticed the bulge rising in his former friend's shorts.
ReplyDelete"Calm down, gorgeous," replied Sheila in the deep, reassuring tone Matt often used when the two men were planning which chicks they were aiming for at the clubs. "You happen to have landed in my bi-sexual BFF's beautiful body, dude. And I've always wondered what it would be like to not need a strap-on. As you can see. So, Jill, why don't you get comfy here and finish Jack's Long Island Iced Tea while we... h-hm, discuss what makes men men & women women!?" ..."
I do hope you don't mind the 'epELLEogue', Ani-T, it's just my way of sharing the stream of thought other artists' captions inspire in my mind.
Peace,Love&Kisses;
Elle
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