Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Bathroom

Paul had been stuck in Wendy's body for a day now. It had gone well so far; he thought he adapted well enough. However, he had yet to use the bathroom. The idea of going just made him uncomfortable; he didn't want to think about Wendy's body in that way. When he finally sat down to go, he let out a large fart. He had to accept a painful reality that women's bodies did fart, but it got worse when he would soon come to realize that they also poop too!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Translation

Chuck rolled his eyes after Rachel told him that she hadn't finished translating the next portion of the spell from the ancient book yet. He was growing impatient. It had been a week since she finished translating the first part of the spell, the part that had swapped their bodies! She tried to explain to him that translating the book was no small feat. It was written in a completely extinct language with no reference. In fact, just translating that first part that turned out to be a magic spell had taken her a year to translate. Chuck didn't want to hear any excuses; he just wanted to be back in his own body.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Helping Each Other Out

"Do you think our girlfriends will switch back bodies with us soon?" Aiden asked.

"I certainly hope so," Scott replied, "I hate being a woman."

"Agreed. The worst part is these damned pants. They are so tight that I feel like my circulation is being cut off from the waist down."

"I can't even get mine on."

"Here, let me help. I got a tool from the basement."

And so Scott helped Aiden zip up his very tight jeans. Aiden smiled before Scott lifted him to his feet. Neither was happy about being stuck in their girlfriends' bodies, but they were glad they were stuck together. At least they could each help the other out.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Find

After the Great Shift, all Michael wanted to do was find his original body. The chaotic situation of everyone else being swapped as well made it quite difficult. It also didn't help that his new body was so short as well. He probably only stood at a little over five feet tall with this woman's body. Everyone seemed to be towering above him.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Twist

It wasn't exactly uncommon after Clark fought with his wife for the two to engage in an epic love-making session. But it was a bit more of a twist when he woke up the next morning in her body. His shocked scream awoke her. She laughed as she explained that she was actually still quite angry with him, and that she used a curse her grandmother had given her to swap bodies as a punishment to teach him a lesson.

Clark's jaw drop. "Oh, these are a curse?" He asked motioning to his chest, "Do you really think I am going to be complaining about any of this? Do you have a brain? Plus, I know that curse. It reverses when I apologize. Do you really think I am going to give this up? Because I'm not apologizing ever. And I think it's going to be you who are the one who is going to feel stuck soon enough."

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Running Late

Josh ran from his car to his office. He only had one more minute to get to his desk; if he was late again, his boss would kill him. Running like this was much easier before the Great Shift when he was able to wear pants and shoes instead of a dress and heels. He thought the fact that everyone swapped bodies might've relaxed the office dress code, but no! And everyone was expected to dress based on what their new bodies were, which meant he had to dress like the woman he now was. It was annoying, but he couldn't afford to be fired -- which also meant he couldn't afford to be late!