Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Success

Oscar had long had dreams of becoming a woman, and not just any woman. He wanted to steal the life and body of an old acquaintance of his from college, Deborah. He never stopped thinking about her. He even spent a great deal of money on a magic spell that he tried time and time again. He was pretty sure he had been scammed, but he kept trying until one day it unexpectedly worked and he ended up in Deborah's body.

With great joy at his success, he threw his hands up in the air. In an instant, he discovered Deborah wasn't quite as perfect as he thought she was. It seemed she had quite a problem with the sweat glands under her armpits. A little embarrassed, he put his hands back down. He was still overjoyed to be in her body, but he decided that he may need to invest in some sleeveless tops.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Stay Calm

When his cell phone rang, Eric knew immediately who was going to be on the other end. Sure enough as soon as he answered, Jennifer let loose with a barrage or panic and profanity.

"Relax," Eric finally interrupted, "Yeah,  I woke up in your body just as you woke up in mine, but I honestly see no reason to freak out about it. Whatever caused this we have no control over. What can we do about it? Nothing. We just have to keep cool heads. Even if we are never able to swap back. We need to stay calm."