Saturday, December 24, 2016


It wasn't long ago that Carl and Bruce were best friends, but their relationship had changed dramatically as a result of the Great Shift. They had both ended up swapping with women, and this put them on edge. It started with Bruce being a little jealous; Carl's body was taller, skinnier, blonder, and prettier. It didn't help that Carl felt the need to rub these facts in Bruce's face quite frequently. It came to a head one day when Carl let off a simple "hello" and Bruce gave a weak wave back. Carl was silent for a moment before responding, "Just because you now have the body of a fat bitch doesn't mean you have to be rude." Bruce responded violently. It wasn't long before the two were fighting on the floor. Clearly, their friendship was no more.

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