Alex could see the reflection of the person approaching in the mirror. He recognized her face with its devilish smile.
He turned and before she could say a word, he spoke, "Do you think using your magic to turn me into a woman is going to teach me some sort of lesson? Do you expect me to be one of those guys who is really going to freak out about being a different gender? Well, I'm not about to learn a lesson here. Yeah, I was a terrible boyfriend. I cheated, I slept around, whatever. Now I'm probably just going to be someone's terrible girlfriend. I'll cheat, I'll sleep around. So what? You can change me back; you can leave me like this. I don't care."