Friday, December 30, 2016
"...And that's why you insist on us riding on the elevator up and down to the office together every day like this?" Asked Diane.
"Yes, maybe it will happen again, and we will swap back to our own bodies."
"It hasn't swapped us back yet. And, oh, yeah, my body is scheduled to start it's period tomorrow."
"I hate being a woman so much...so, so much."
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Before she could get through her anger to find words to say, Daniel spoke calmly, "Guess the shoe's on the other foot now. Well, actually the shoe is on the same foot; it's just that I am the one in control of those feet...and the shoes...your whole body, actually. You always thought you were so cool; you thought you could look down on people like me. You never could've expected what I could do. You know, the whole swapping bodies thing. Now I AM you, and you are unfortunately me. And you're just going to have to get used to it, because I am never swapping back."
Sunday, December 18, 2016
Emily looked at Ben and then over at Joe. She didn't have much to say, and they could both tell that she didn't believe them.
Ben, the real Ben, the one in Joe's body, spoke next. He explained about a strange tiki idol that he got on a sales trip to Hawaii had caused it, telling Emily that it turned out to actually be magic.
"Actually magic?" Emily asked, spying the tiki on a table nearby. "This thing?" She asked as she picked it up off a nearby table.
"No!" Joe screamed from Ben's body as he tried to grab it from her.
But it was too late. Before Emily could realize what was going on, she got caught up in the swapping too. She now found herself in Ben's body while Joe found himself in her body. Ben was still in Joe's body. They each spent the next few minutes trying to exchange it between them, hoping to swap again to no avail.
Ben and Joe were about to start yelling again, but Emily urged them to quiet down. She didn't want an argument in the office, and she certainly didn't want her body to be seen as one of the ones arguing. She did manage to calm the situation, but she was at a loss for how to actually fix it!
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Monday, December 12, 2016
Saturday, December 10, 2016
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
"Why did you work so late tonight without calling?" She asked him.
"I wasn't working late; I was just having some drinks with the guys." He shrugged.
Realizing her husband wasn't going to be bringing any extra money home this week, Angela got angry. She slapped him hard on the arm. "You should call," She demanded, "And that young woman's body isn't yours. How could you treat it like that by drinking that poison!"
"This body IS mine now. That's what the Great Shift did. I know it didn't affect you. I understand that; I get that. But I'm not going to change who I am just because I have a new body either! You never used to treat me like this back when I was a man. I could go out with my co-workers, have a few drinks, and stay out late without a second look from you. Now you're treating me more like a daughter than your husband. I know we never had kids, but I'm not some sort of replacement for something we never had!"
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Monday, November 28, 2016
Lana could hardly contain her excitement now. "Now you see why I was so thrilled to show you, right?" She said in a voice that sounded like an odd mixture of his and her own, "We can switch back tomorrow after I get home from your work."
"You're going to go to my work?"
"Well, you certainly can't go with my body. Don't worry about it, I can handle it. You'll just have to take care a few of my chores, like cleaning and going to the grocery store."
The next day, Greg felt awkward walking around with Lana's body. Cleaning the entire house was tougher than he imagined. The grocery store was a little easier. That is, until a guy there started hitting on him. Greg felt even more strange after that. He politely declined the advanced, doing his best to mumble, "Sorry, I have a wi--er--husband." He couldn't wait for this day to end, for the his wife to get back home, and to use that medallion to switch back to his own body.
Friday, November 25, 2016
The team began to show John a body swapper. His interest was piqued as he asked if they could show him a test. It took about an hour to set everything up. John watched as two of the researchers stood in front of the machine, preparing to be swapped. But when they activated in, something went wrong. Instead of the beam shooting out the front, it spilled out the sides, hitting John and his assistant. The machine was smoking, circuits were black and burnt.
John quietly asked a few of the leads to return with him to his office. He stumbled a little as he calmly walked back to his office, not quite used to his assistant's body nor how to balance on her heels. They clicked on the floor as he made his way down the halls. He stood behind his desk as the leads sat in front of it. One of them closed the door. John took a deep breath in.
Suddenly, his mood shifted. Gone was the friendly boss they all loved, gone was his cool demeanor. He threw things off his desk and began to scream, "Just fix it!" He yelled at all of them. He didn't want to be in the body of his assistant. He didn't want to be a 20-year-old woman. He wanted his body back and he wanted it NOW.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Friday, November 4, 2016
They had promised Max that they would take him to the amusement park for his birthday, but they weren't allowing him to bring any friends. Max found a clever work around with his friend, Lenny. Earlier in the day, the two teenage boys used a weird body swapping magic spell they had found on the internet. Mrs. Tong was tied up in Lenny's body down in the basement while Lenny was upstairs in Mrs. Tong's body. He didn't much care that he was presently in the body of a 30-something year old woman; he was just looking forward to going to the amusement park with his best friend tomorrow.
Of course, after the fun of the roller coasters, the bright lights, and the junk food, Lenny had planned to switch back to his own body. Mrs.Tong had other plans.
She had wanted to leave her husband for a while. The boys putting her inside of Lenny's body gave her the perfect out without having to deal with a divorce. While her husband, son, and Lenny enjoyed the amusement park, she broke free of her binds in the basement. She returned to Lenny's house, ready to live his life instead of her own. If he wanted to steal her body for a day, he should be stuck with it for a lifetime as far as she was concerned.
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Thursday, October 27, 2016
"Come on," Mark argued, "You always loved seeing women dressed like this."
"That was before I was one."
"Don't be a hypocrite! If you want more women to dress like this, set an example! Maybe you'll influence a few women in your short time as a woman. Then you might get to see more dress like this once we get our bodies back in a week."
"IF we get our bodies back! There's no guarantee they'll have the machine fixed that swapped us into these bodies in the first place. Speaking of which, I think they'd be pretty pissed if they saw us dressing their bodies like this."
"You really need to chill out..."
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Friday, October 14, 2016
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"Marcus?" He asked.
"Yep," Marcus nodded, "I need your help..."
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"Marcus?" He asked.
"Yep," Marcus nodded, "I need your help..."
Thursday, October 13, 2016
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Wednesday, October 12, 2016
"Did you figure it out yet?" Katie's body confessed, "It's me, Marcus. It wasn't exactly easy to get Katie to wear my latest invention, this odd helmet. Once I activated it, I could take control of her body, which allowed me to play this little prank on you."
"How does it work?"
"I'm at home wearing a similar helmet. My body is in a bit of stasis as it transits thoughts to Katie's body, which in turn is transmitting thoughts to the brain back in my body. But for all intents and purposes, I am her as long as I wear this helmet..."
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Saturday, October 1, 2016
"You can't exactly blame me for being distracted." Craig sighed, "I am a guy, after all. Breasts are, well, they're distracting! Even more so now that I actually have some!"
"And you better not forget that they are really mine!"
"I know. I know. But how are we ever going to undo this body swap? We don't even know how it happened in the first place!"
"I guess that's just what we investigate first..."
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
"You're crazy," Bill yelled, "I don't know if this used to be your body or your girlfriend's or whatever, but the Great Shift stuck me with it. You just need to accept that this happened. They aren't reversing it; we're all stuck. YOU. ARE. CRAZY."
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
"That was the easiest two hundred bucks we ever made!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Two hundred bucks...each!" Ryan corrected him, "I can't believe that Trump staffer selected us before the rally for this."
"Yeah, guess they were pretty desperate for the photo op of having women and minorities at one of his events. Still, I can't believe they'd pay white guys like us so much to switch bodies with these protesters."
"Can you imagine what their expressions were when they saw their own faces sitting in the front row. They must've freaked!"
"Yeah, I hope they had a live feed in the back of that van...oh, crap! The van! We were supposed to go back after the rally to get our bodies back! How could we forget!?"
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
"It's just not fair!" Pouted Craig, "Everyone else got to swap with another student and I had to swap with Mrs. Park? It's just not fair!"
Craig's friend on the other side of the chat just nodded as he watched Craig pout, completely mesmerized watching Mrs. Park's body move in a whiny juvenile fashion.
Friday, September 16, 2016
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Friday, August 26, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Friday, August 5, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Amber looked confused, "Yeah, of course, but what's with the winking?"
Kelly pulled Amber aside and whispered into her ear, "Because I'm not actually Kelly. I'm actually your boyfriend, Chuck. I used a device to swap bodies with Kelly for the weekend. I know how you've been complaining about how she's the weak spot on your team. With me in her place you actually stand a chance of winning this weekend."
Amber was a little dumbfounded, "I appreciate it, but swapping bodies with someone seems a little...extreme. And how in the world did you even find a device that can swap people's bodies?"
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
"This is just the beginning," Jenny replied, "We've got two more hours to go! You've got to keep my body in shape! And I need to make this new body I got stays in shape as well!"
"Are you kidding me? Two more hours! I won't last!"
"You'll be surprised. You have my body now, remember? It's used to it..."
Monday, July 18, 2016
"I could just cut it off," Lawrence replied.
"You are NOT cutting my hair off."
"Well, then, I guess until they find a way to reverse this Great Shift thing and get everyone back to their own bodies, you are stuck doing my hair every morning..."
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Then in the final minutes of the call he heard his boss's name. He put the phone off mute to acknowledge. The person on the other end started rattling off names of those he was going to have to lay off by the end of the week. Among those on the list? His own.
It was going to be an awkward meeting when he called his boss in here, knowing he'd have to fire her in his body. He also knew she'd probably be angry and accuse him of being responsible for swapping bodies in the first place. He actually didn't know how or why they swapped, but he was beginning to be more and more glad they did!
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Sunday, July 3, 2016
"Okay, so maybe being a woman isn't so bad." Fred admitted, "At least being this woman isn't so bad. We've been jogging for a while now, and I don't feel tired or even winded at all."
"Well, I'm glad you're finally enjoying yourself, and I hope you get used to it. After all, these are our bodies for the next two weeks. There's no way to leave Exchange Island early."
"Oh, I think I can used to it..."