It had been almost a year since the Great Shift, and Bill felt that he had adjusted pretty well to his new body. But lately, he had been noticed a strange man who would follow him anytime he left his apartment. The man never said anything, but it was kind of creepy. Bill thought he figured out why the man was following him, and one day lashed out.
"You're crazy," Bill yelled, "I don't know if this used to be your body or your girlfriend's or whatever, but the Great Shift stuck me with it. You just need to accept that this happened. They aren't reversing it; we're all stuck. YOU. ARE. CRAZY."