Every Morning

"You know," Diane sighed, "You are going to eventually have to learn how to do this for yourself. I can't help you with your hair every morning."

"I could just cut it off," Lawrence replied.

"You are NOT cutting my hair off."

"Well, then, I guess until they find a way to reverse this Great Shift thing and get everyone back to their own bodies, you are stuck doing my hair every morning..."