What Women Do

"You know you're going to have to learn how to do this yourself, right?" Patricia complained.

"Why?" Tony asked.

"Because you need to wear makeup."

"But why do I need to wear makeup?"

"Because you're a woman now; more specifically, you're me, because of that whole Great Shift thing. And makeup makes me look good. Or, I guess, it makes you look good now. It's just what women do."