Oh my God!

"Oh my God! Oh my God!" Jack screamed as he ran along the beach back to where his friend Matt was sitting, "Oh my God! Matt! I was walking on the beach when suddenly I just switched bodies with this woman! I'm her! I'm hot! I don't know what to do!"

"I don't know what to do either. I switched bodies too! I'm not -- what's his name? -- Matt?"

"Then who are you?"

"My name's Sheila."